I wish I was in the U.S. - my lovely beautiful city (during the fall anyways) of Chicago! Oh, and how much fun you all get to have being that elections are just around the corner, and it sounds like such a blast to be there! I'm so depressed I'm missing it, and that I am missing my favorite season in Chicago- fall, and of course you who live there.

Seriously I can't wait to see you all so much! I miss the fall colours, the outfits, occasional rain, ballet, parties,  bars, English as a first language! Men, oh yes, men you are missed, even though sadly, I'm afraid I'm emotionally unavailable- we still can have fun though! (Mike is seriously the dead hottest of americans i think)... you know I love you Michael!!! Now be good on base- can't wait to see you when i get back! Seriously.

I'm so deprived here, I only have CNN at my gym :( I never get to see any good shows- and it takes FOREVER to download them here, and some i can't!

I miss wearing cleavage bearing tops and high heeled stilletos and feeling good to look good and not scared! I miss dancing ! I miss it so much- but like its said I have to be all 'carmen sandiego ' and stay away from home forever...

OK fine. Amanda is soooo hot~! Does it make it nicer now? I love you sooooo much. You are always my wonderful, slighly Crazy in that 'exotic' way sister. Loca Sistahood !!!

I miss gorgeous dear Amanda getting upset with me every week over something I consider entirely trivial but i do have a surprise for you. something that you have been annoying me with for a really long time, and arguing with dad to do more 'logic' or to eat better cut back on beer intake, and to stop dating promiscuous women, or chahir because i refuse to eat meat that allows suffering, and Greg so i can be lectured, and Jenk , and Carrie to help with whatever crisis is being currently endured. (PS Brian is lying- it wont ruin his security clearance I now know it actually may improve it! TELL HIM THAT!!!) I miss my dog Jedi, my baby- beautiful beautiful baby so i hope Sam is taking care of her. I miss arguing politics at work with my bosses and customers and making them feel insecure and stupid while i bluff more often than not, and mentiroso- i even miss the stupid chef taquachee who bitches at me always when its his fricken mistakes, makes me get him beer and then grabs my ass and talks of his undying love, to me when he is married, and john who angers me severally because he talks more shit than women do- i really dont know how she said yes to him. seriously.  I can't wait to escape this place, though i have to admit i love it sometimes also.  I miss my sistas! Oh and Derrick And of course grandma Len, though we cant hangout anymore even when i am back because he has gotta be all married and old :*(

Seriously, next time I return I won't miss a date because I am tired again! I promise! I will always come through- don't need to keep my flake nickname! Steve- we will finally go the art museum and the museum of science and industry - like i promised i would every week for 3 months, really sorry about that.  It will so propell my efforts in Arabic to just want to leave. I know im so negative, but I really like to switch it up every 3 -5 months you know me...